thepopeofmope:

purpleyin:

The most amusing thing is this IS exactly how the BBC report on practically everything.

It’s ALWAYS like this and it makes me furious.

(via cheesecakemaster)

hippos-go-rawr:

that-nerd-next-door:

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

IT’S BACK! i’ve forgotten how much i missed this post ahaha

oh and i tried it too - cleverbot gave me a flat out “No.”

I tried it and got- cleverbot *takes out God*

(via attractiveguyfrom-theblindbanker)

(Source: ashleighkatemilne)

satallite-sonata:

Adorable Ten is Adorable.
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Credit to Millvia on Reddit

whistlewhileeyework:

Not sure what makes me more excited. The fact this shirt exists…or the fact Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) is wearing it…

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

(via co-exist-ing)

(Source: it-s-leviosa, via meggichan100408)

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

portraitofablonde:

androcidal:

boomette:

genuinedaydots:

home-of-amazons:

portraitofablonde:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

^

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……

let us bow our heads

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

(Source: makemecome, via meggichan100408)

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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